MTZBUSTED.COM

Never leave hardware behind at a geek's house.

You showed up unannounced.
You touched someone else's property.
You left screws behind.

We're broke too.
We still don't do grimy shit like that.

The difference is:
you picked the wrong nerd.

Tire pressure leaks.
So do stories.

You can patch a tire.
Good luck patching the internet.

Try to make this disappear?
Cool. That gets archived too.

Air leaks fast.
Receipts leak faster.

The internet is fast.
Archives are forever.